Seasonal
Spend some time in your mind. Sit down, close eyes, palms upward on knees. What an empty cavern! Fill it with the realization that without your mind, you would be just another sack of shit. Then think of something else.
2 + 2 = 5 always gets me
What beautiful papayas you have
“That’s what she said!” ;~)
Oh, and now I get why you said Nuts! Gary
She also said “what a lovely dick you have” amended immediately by “Deck! Deck!”
Spellcheckers can be bawdy on occasion.